April 5th, 2007
I Hassel the Hoff whenever possible.
Ah, that Hasselhoff. Why must he interfere so much?
And to think, people were actually worried about the direction that the strip might be taking.
Man, were they ever right.
Anyhow, now that we’re back in the pirate swing of things, I feel it’s my duty to alert you to the plight of Bryan Killian, a buccaneer and true believer of the Flying Spagetti Monster (may you be touched by his noodley appendage too). But before anyone could give him a ramen of support, he was suspended from class. He’s angry because his First Amendment rights were violated. And the best part? He notes that it’s his Freedom of Religion that’s being violated.
If this escalates, I stand ready to form a Pirate Legal Defense Fund.
Yar.
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0-2 wasn’t planned.
